6 Answers to The Question, “Do You Plan to Have Children?” and What They Say About You.

Saying, “not anymore,” with a cheerful and acquiescent smile.
You learn from your mistakes!

Showing pictures of your newts, trying not to cackle.
You think outside the box!

Ripping the empty womb from your gut and spearing its wobbly, bleeding carcass into the ground.
You’re a go-getter!

“My job is my baby”.
You’re too maternal – don’t smother people!

Showing pictures of their own children.
You do your research!

Saying, “not usually,” whilst staring out at a darkening sky.
You’re flexible!

Give birth to a new you, girl!

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