Saying, “not anymore,” with a cheerful and acquiescent smile.
– You learn from your mistakes!

Showing pictures of your newts, trying not to cackle.
– You think outside the box!

Ripping the empty womb from your gut and spearing its wobbly, bleeding carcass into the ground.
– You’re a go-getter!

“My job is my baby”.
– You’re too maternal – don’t smother people!

Showing pictures of their own children.
– You do your research!

Saying, “not usually,” whilst staring out at a darkening sky.
– You’re flexible!

Give birth to a new you, girl!